- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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