- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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