- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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