A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

why girl die cancer

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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