Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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