- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

read me write me

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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