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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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