Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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