- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

I like school Said no one ever.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Hitler and Jews become friends.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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