Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

America

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

alert('The Game')

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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