- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Dumbledore dies.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

It's all Taggart

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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