- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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