Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

penis. nuff said.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Cripples are lame.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Anti Joke

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