What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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DERP

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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