- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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