Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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