- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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