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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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