How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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the midget went to the midget store

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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