- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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