- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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