- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

You having friends.

Manchester City

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

have safe sex

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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