- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

homosexual rights to marriage

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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