What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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