- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neil is a reterd.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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