How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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