- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Women's rights

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

woman's rights

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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