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Boxing on Boxing Day

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

women's rights

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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