Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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