When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Women's rights

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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