I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Women's rights

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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