Please ignore this statement.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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