Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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