- Anti Joke

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Amanda Knox walks home free.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

knock knock come in