- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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