Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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69.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Anti Joke

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