- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a horse.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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