- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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