- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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