- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??