Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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