- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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