- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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