I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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