Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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