Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

a irish man walks past a bar

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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