- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A dancer walks into a barre

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

One time i was sitting down

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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