- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

womens rights

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