Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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your mom.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Potassium? K.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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