- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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