- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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