- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Connor is homo

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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