Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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