why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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