- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Smelly Indians.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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