- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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