- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

I have an idea! You leave.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

roses are red poo is poo

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