- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

All of these jokes are about white people

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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