- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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