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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

roses are red poo is poo

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's brown an sticky Shit

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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