- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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