- Anti Joke

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

these are shit

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.