Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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how do you win a game try your best

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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