-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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