Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

hextech crafting too opieop

I like the color potato.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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