What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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