how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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