- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

how do you win a game try your best

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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