Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

black chicken. kfc

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Your girlfriend.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Can anyone Lenin money?

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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