- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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