- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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