A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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