- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A Mormon walks into a bar

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Andoni was here

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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