- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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