- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.