- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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