- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What do you call a black man? Rob

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