- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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