- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

womens rights.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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