Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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