- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

9/11

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What is 9+10? 19

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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