- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

There's my tractor.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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