- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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