- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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