- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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