A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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