- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Whats funnier than 24, 69

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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