1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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haha

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What does? 42

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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