- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

i have read and agree to the terms of service

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Latvia isn't a joke

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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