- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Massie is a fatass

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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