- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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